The Physical Phoenix

My goal is to drink beer and eat bacon and still look awesome naked. Oh, and I want to see how big and round my booty can get.
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Asker Anonymous Asks:
I hope I have a girlfriend with a body like yours someday. You're gorgeous from top to bottom.... get it, bottom? ...I'll let myself out.
physicalphoenix physicalphoenix Said:

lol, you’re so punny

Asker Anonymous Asks:
your butt looks gross
physicalphoenix physicalphoenix Said:

Yep, it’s so fucking disgusting. Help me, anon. HELP

okinawanwarrior replied to your post: okinawanwarrior replied to your post: what size…
They don’t even make those anymore, lmao.

That’s what Good Will is for! I found an awesome pair of retro corduroy bell bottoms for my man there. ALTHOUGH I feel for your #bigmanproblems

okinawanwarrior replied to your post: what size jeans do you wear? And what brands do you think fit your figure best? :)
im mad tho. I looked it up, and the sites motto is “slender in the waist, and curvy on the bottom”. c’mon mens jeans where you at?

All guys with big butts need to wear bell bottoms. Jimi Hendrix knew. I love a curvy man in bell bottoms. That’s all I’m gonna say about that.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Hey There! Awesome blog and progress. Would you happen to know how much bigger your butt actually got? Did you gain any inches on your hips? I am also trying to build and looking for something measurable besides it looking like it's getting more built. Thank you!
physicalphoenix physicalphoenix Said:

Nope, I just go by what it looks like. It’s really hard to tell by measurements because measurements don’t distinguish between lumpy fat and firm muscle, ya know? Plus my hips are already pretty big and that is not something you can change much (and I like my big ass hips anyway).

Asker 36-26-36 Asks:
Hey I'm joining e gym and I want to start lifting and squatting! What should I start off doing with the squatting ? I'm 155 and 5'6. I did dance and crew for years so my legs are pretty strong! I just don't know where to start! If you could send me a message back I'd appreciate it! Thank you!
physicalphoenix physicalphoenix Said:

Start off with just the 45 lb bar and focus on form like a mofo! Form makes all the difference. Read Starting Strength :)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
what size jeans do you wear? And what brands do you think fit your figure best? :)
physicalphoenix physicalphoenix Said:

Now I wear 7/8. My favorite jeans are Ariya brand (i.e. Black girl booty flattering, for lack of PC language). The snakeskin ones in my last pic are Mudd though. Built in spandex is a very good thing.

My butt and my mutt

Today’s workout was meh. I think it’s because I didn’t eat enough on Wednesday.

6/15 11:20-12
Squats 45x5, 75x5, 130x3, 130x4, 130x3
—felt shaky on these, discomfort in right hip
Deadlifts 135x4, 190x1
—wtf
Hack squats (250x12)x4

Didn’t track diet yesterday. Had eggs, an orange, yogurt, and philly cheese steak - perhaps not enough calories there either.

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